Mama Diaries

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Zombie Mama

My husband discovered the zombie app on his android today. 

"Woman," he said.  "Come here."

"What?" I asked as I walked over.

"Say cheese."

He took my picture with the android.  Then he pressed a few buttons.  A minute later, I heard some weird breathing sounds coming from the device.

"What the heck?" I said.  I looked at the screen of the android.  My face had been transformed into a zombie.  I had blood running down my face, a hideous complexion, and evil eyes.  My husband stuck his finger on the screen next to my "mouth" and I started chomping on his finger.

"It looks just like you."

Last week I was depicted as a fire-breathing dragon.  This week a finger-munching zombie.  What next?

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